Hello, you’ve reached Beijing. >> [music] >> For trade deals, press one. For soybeans, press two. For help with your Iran problem, please hold. >> [music] >> Your call is very important to us.
She, pick up, pick up the phone. Donnie’s on Air Force One, tired and alone. The war got heavy, [music] the deal fell through. America first, but first I need you. >> Monday morning, Air Force One on the runway.
Gold tie straight, [singing] hair doing what it does on a Sunday. Packed his ego in the overhead bin. Didn’t fit, tried twice, squeezed it in. Brought the crew along [music and singing] for the Beijing ride. Little Pete in the back trying to hide.
The man who ran a war [music] from a studio screen, now sitting very quiet in the limousine. Little Marco up with the [music] folder and the pen. [singing] The man who ran against Donnie and lost and ran again. Now he’s running errands for the man [music] who called [singing] him small. Little Marco, big title, very short.
Oh, see the war was going to be easy, fast, clean, a weekend trip, a treat, [music] the victory seen. But the weekend got long [singing] and the price got tall and suddenly Donnie needs Beijing more than all. Pick up, pick up the phone. Donnie’s on Air [music] Force One, tired [singing] and alone. The war got heavy, the deal fell through.
America first, but first I need you. Red carpet, yes, but shorter than expected. No Xi at the gate, [music and singing] just the deputy respected. A diplomatic message, Donnie, read the room. When the host sends the [music] backup, you [singing] know your status soon.
Stepped off the plane with the flag standing tall. Walked in the Beijing like he owns the hall. She was at the table, [music] calm. Tea in hand, the kind [singing] of calm that says, “I already understand.” Trump said, “Great leader.
” [music] Trump said, “Great land.” Trump said, “Fantastic.” Shook a very firm hand. She showed him the garden, the old stone wall, trees older than America, [music] roots and [singing] all. “He’s been here a thousand years,” she said.
Trump looked at the trees [music] and looked straight ahead, nodded like the man who just failed the test. Said, “Beautiful trees.” And she filed the rest. And Donnie tried the tough words, [music] the big rally sound, the one that works in Florida doesn’t [singing] travel around. She blinked once, poured the tea, took his time.
You can’t threaten the man. [singing] He flew here [music] to need. That’s the line. Let me tell you what wasn’t in the press release. There was a number.
Not the Boeing number. Not the soybean number. The other one. >> [music] >> From a war that was supposed to last a week. That number flew to Beijing in the seat right next to Donnie.
>> [music] >> No ticket needed. It was already on the manifest. Soybeans on the [singing] table, Boeing’s on the list. A hundred billion promises wrapped up in a fist. He said, “We’ll make a deal that works for both of us.
” She said, “Of course.” And handed him a bus. A bus to the next [music] topic. Move slow. Clean, of course, in that room means [singing] not what you mean.
No paper signed. No Iran line. No warm key. China’s [music] buying Iranian oil at a discount, you see. Trump said, “Fix it.
” She heard the ask, handed him an empty glass to move to the next task. Why would she rush? She’s got the better hand. [music] When you guess need more, you understand. America first.
Great hat. Great thumb. Great call. America begging sounds different in that hall. He brought the soybeans.
He brought the planes. He brought [music] the silence. And silence explains. “How much longer here?” Peep passed [music] it back.
Smile. Pretend nothing’s weird. Two little sidekicks. Professionally calm. Both quietly reading from the everything is fine song.
She Pick up. [music] Pick up the phone. Donnie’s on Air Force One. Tired and alone. The war [music] got heavy.
The deal fell through. America first. But first I need you. Don’t let it ring. Don’s calling again.
>> [music] >> Got Peter Marco on a very broken plan. Flew in strong, leaving lighter than air. She just [music] smiled and offered him a chair. Here’s the thing about power. It doesn’t always shout.
[music] Sometimes it just pours the tea. Walks you through the garden. smiles very slowly, and lets you do all the talking because the man who talked more in that room needed something. And the man who talked less >> [music] >> already knew the price. >> Yeah.
Uh uh Back on Air Force One over the Pacific blue, he opened up his phone and typed a nightly review. “Incredible trip, historic, the [music] best. She loves me.” Exclamation point. “God bless.
” The markets open, lower analysts sitting. [music] Financial Times said he gave nothing to him. Truth Social said we won, we always win. And somewhere, somebody liked [music] it and moved on. The Hormuz Strait still sitting like a lock.
Gas approaching five a gallon [singing and music] on the clock. Peak gave a statement, composed, bright, breezy. Marco sent a memo, productive, positive, easy. He came in like the eagle, wings spread, [music] flag high. Left with the bag of seeds and a very tired [singing] eye.
She filed the visit under “manic, complete.” [music] The eagle came to borrow, the dragon kept its seat. Thank you for holding. >> [music] >> We’ve reviewed your request. The deal not available at this time.
The Iran problem still on the line. The Hormuz, we’ll look into it. The soybeans appreciated. [music] Thank you. We hope your visit was >> [sighs] >> tremendous.
Your call has been forwarded to [music] the next available country. America first, but not with us.
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