We wanted to take this time to formally invite you to the wedding. It’s going to be a destination wedding! We gotta get our passports first. I am illegal in 92 countries. I cannot be going to no Bahamas, honey.
-Y’all gonna have an open bar? -Yes. We will be there. Why we back here? We supposed to be in first class, not here like Rosa Parks in the back of the bus.
These seats so tight. Y’all giving me a mammogram. Welcome to the Bahamas. I feel rich! This is my room.
I feel like Dian-ta Ross. This bachelor party is gonna be lit. Is there gonna be church music? We can pray? Oh yeah, we’re gonna be praying.
How much you know about him? Why is she rushing? It is what it is. She is up to something. Will you just enjoy yourself?
You about to get punched yourself. Something ain’t right about this at all. If you don’t have trust in a marriage, you don’t have nothing. Madea, just relax. Y’all don’t know how to act.
Ain’t that cute. She got on them shims. You know, your shimmies. From Kim Kardaffa. I guess I hear that.
You got to open your arms wide and embrace whatever it is that’s coming at you. Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! I ain’t been through a tube that little since I was born.
I’m not gonna go through another..
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